10 reasons why being old is pretty good.

Grandkids, actually, any kids are fun and you are fully in control of how much time is spent in their company (hopefully).

An empty beer crate, a folded sack, a cup of coffee and the morning sun is all you need.

Freedom from the tyranny of lust.

Idle conversation with anybody.

Farting in public isn't so bad.

A nice hat and a walking stick.

An afternoon snooze.

The government gives you money.

You have plenty of time.

The world is full of interesting things.